Oh god, the heavy and dreaded subject like: chemistry/chinese/amath/geog(e)/biology/emath/econs are coming up!!!! And to think I still have the time to blog.
My friend and I have been and will be going for tuition 6 DAYS STRAGHT! Today's the fourth day already.. 2 more days to go! Hey guess what? We witnessed the birth of Hamsters!!! The newborns were so pink/furless/eyeless and were disgustingly squirming around and moving their limbs in a way that'll make you freak out. Ooh and the 2 bunnies are SSOOOO LOVING AND CUTE.. Ahaha and the lonely and 'extra-smamritan' hamster. AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Today we were going to the toilet then we saw this GeeVee guy (from the GeeVee office where every single employee behaves in a way that resembles that of gays and the office is just glaringly white and they wear white everyday except on saturdays and they sit around all day doing nothing much except looking and acting bitchy and bimbotically) So this GeeVee guy sashayed out of his office whistling and went past us.. and guess what we saw him carrying?? A POTTED PLANT WITH A FORK STUCK ON THE SOIL!!! XXDD SO RANDOM! My friend and I had to try SO hard to control our laughter and had to wait till he entered the gents before we could start guffawing and laughing at him. We were so HORRIBLY AMUSED. OK, then we went to the ladies and started laughing madly and talking about him when suddenly, he sashayed past again.. which made us laugh even more. Then, we went out and guess what? We saw him and his potted plant(and the fork) sashaying(again) and walking in an even more feminine way than the woman beside him ,and very obviously, us. If you don't get it, picture this: A guy with a botox face, wearing a white office shirt, black trousers, neatly gelled and combed back hair, walking while shaking his ass, with one arm outstretched with a potted plant with a fork stuck in it and the other stretched out to form a bitchy pose. Hilarious eh?
The mind-boggling riddle: Why did the boy fall down the stairs?
Answer: Because his snail likes tomatoes.
Clues: Cows do physics and whales come from flowers.
*Caution: This takes up a lot of brain power(The quickest person to figure it out took 1 week) Do not attempt to crack this riddle during the examination period.
Tip: Search deeply into your soul and think about the philosophy of the joke.
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